“I was just standing there when this man turned around with this..this… thing right there.” Reported by a friend, who will remain nameless, recalling her moment of horror when a spandex-clad man turned to greet her in the weight room of the local YMCA.
What was most disturbing about this encounter, she said, was the fact that in church he seemed like such a nice normal man. “You had no idea what was underneath that blue leisure suit,” she added with a shudder.
And then this….from my Facebook friend, Skip. Brace yourself….this ain’t pretty:
Lord, have mercy.
What are they thinking?
Interesting factoid: The word spandex is an anagram of the word “expands.”
Like you needed me to tell you that.